Thursday, June 09, 2005

Screwing You With Your Own Dick

Via Reason Hit&Run. The White House Office on Drug Control Policy has its own blog (paid for with your tax money, of course). I wonder where "small government conservatives" like Dumb W. Ass and Crisco John found that particular function enumerated in Article I, Section 8. My favorite entry is "Medical marijuana is dead in Hawaii. It's finished," which exults:

More bad news today for drug legalization groups who have preyed upon the compassion of Americans to advance their agenda of legalizing marijuana.

Here's my comment on that entry:

How about those who have preyed upon Americans' manufactured anti-drug hysteria to advance their agenda of turning the Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Amendments into toilet paper, militarizing local police forces, and turning school kids into police snitches?

If the guys on Lexington Green had known the country would someday be run by filthy fucking pigs like you, or that a day would come when an allegedly free American couldn't get a job without pissing in a cup, or that we'd have an internal passport system, they'd have thrown their flintlocks to the ground in disgust and headed for the nearest tavern.

I think we should celebrate this Fourth of July by burning the Declaration of Independence and apologizing to King George.

2 comments:

  1. The domain in question is a dotCOM domain. I'm wondering if it would be worthwhile to backorder it through GoDaddy for $18.95 so it could get pounced on the instant a dumbass bureaucrat forgets to renew the it.

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  2. What you're talking about sounds awfully like terrorist activity, citizen! As you surely know, undermining our National War Effort (TM) by making the government look foolish is a form of seditious libel. I'm sure the good people at Fatherland Security would jump on you with both feet, as soon as they get done with those other terrorists engaged in dangerous file-swapping activity.

    It's almost as much a threat to democracy as that other terrorist group that Liddy, Hunt et al. stopped from overthrowing the government by defeating it in an election.

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