Hugs Are Better Than Drugs (Except for Ritalin)

Mike Rogers updates childrens' literature for the 21st century. My favorite:

Little Jack Horner

Little Jack Horner
sat in the corner.
Because his public school teacher was ill-equipped
to handle a child with such a high I.Q.
So they said he was A.D.D. and prescribed Ritalin
'Cause they didn't know what else to do.